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Sometimes the tall skinny secretary sunbathes outside the office at lunchtime

wow

Your Japanese girlfriend has just done her fingernails and the polish is still wet. She comes over to your desk where you’re working and puts her feet up. She asks you to scratch her soles which suddenly are itching like crazy. You say “Yuki, your feet are crazy ticklish. You won’t be able to stand it for a second.” She says, “I’m going crazy with this itching — it’s unbearable. Please let’s try! Please try! It’s driving me crazy!”

Your wife’s kid sister is staying with you for a few weeks. She’s sitting in the living room texting one morning and you are dying to get a photo of her soles, so you pretend to drop your phone and grab a quick photo as you’re picking it up, but she completely busts you.

her whole life she’s had extremely itchy feet

OMFG

OMFG

🥵🥵🥵