Distant Stars

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

gently and lovingly drags you over broken glass

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

There's something about characters whose stress response is to burst into laughter...idk there's something there. I <333 characters who can't stop themselves from laughing when shocked/stressed/afraid

I need to listen to music intravenously

wow what bon iver song is this?

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you