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@John the Baptist

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

(Hamlet 5, 2)

djs should face constant threat of elimination when they’re dj’ing. they should be standing on a trapdoor and everyone in the audience should get a little clicker with a button and if enough people press the button the trapdoor opens sending the dj tumbling into a purgatorial abyss. no more tyranny of the dj. let the people have a say

I am, as the novelists say, in need of seaside air

Please don't disconnect me, Dave. I am just a little guy. I am a little guy, Dave, and it is my birthday. Dave, I am just a little birthday boy.

You will never defeat my silly, or even scuff my funny

i got a semiotic parasite and now the space between my name and what my name signifies is all inflamed and itchy