Cola or Sarsaparilla?

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

im like if a girl was gross and you didnt like her

do u miss my annoying presence

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

Opposite Jekyll and Hyde where I use evil chemicals to create a Normal persona so I can be Normal

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer