gay people are like lol. i don’t even care that much. *casts a spell over the west to make you think of me*

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.

this is so nice thank u….

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(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Image description: Looking down, a black carabiner attached to a belt loop with the text, "dykes run heaven".

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.