Cap'n Syd

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

ALL HAIL GRITTY

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

See this guy gets it!

I’m an busty girl & they are the reason I don’t run tbh.

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……