trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom
noise dept.
#extradirty
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@capnportofficial-18plus
my main blog is @capnportofficial. all my info can be found there. this blog is 18+, and is just a place to store more inappropriate posts so children can safely browse my main blog.
basically
sex posts
nudity
anything a bit Too suggestive that im nervous about
spamton do cocaine which is apparently a new genre of spamtenna fanart as of writing this (late july 2025)
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Tenna is the cause of this: https://www.tumblr.com/dbow-darkmode/788650165103902720/incredible-things-happening-in-the-robot-fucker
💬 109 🔁 6480 ❤️ 17403 · incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now
This post was made only a MONTH after Tenna made his debut to the public.
Meanwhile Gomez's whole thing is "guy who loves his wife" and Stan's only really popular in niche circles, despite both having been around for way longer.
Tenna puts the sexy in sexyman, and that's not even my opinion, it's an observation of the general reaction to his existence.
every time someone sabotages oxygen while im playing among us i immediately go "well, guess it's time for an orgy!"
it's funny every time to me.
This part but in the ghosts pov
this whole thing is my crack btw
they need to pass blue around like a blunt RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it sucks they werent in the orgy scene /silly
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This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep
Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.
when the sex is a character analysis
once you read roc hijoushiki's wiki page you'll never stop wanting to kill deep-sea prisoner with your bare hands
my god lobco's entire god damn purpose is to be sexually and physically abused for jokes
enough i had to move this to here just talking about her and delete the og post from my sfw blog.
i heard some shit abt wadonohara and the deep blue sea before but not that it was THIS bad
i just threw up.
once you read roc hijoushiki's wiki page you'll never stop wanting to kill deep-sea prisoner with your bare hands
my god lobco's entire god damn purpose is to be sexually and physically abused for jokes
enough i had to move this to here just talking about her and delete the og post from my sfw blog.
i heard some shit abt wadonohara and the deep blue sea before but not that it was THIS bad
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
Left this in the notes
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okay facts to get out of the way:
i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.
obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.
that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.
optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.
prev. Losing it
okay facts to get out of the way:
i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.
obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.
that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.
optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.
glad to hear this is an anomaly of my own dashboard but i should've never posted this right before bed because i had vivid seroquel dreams last night that i was dating a rock
the amazing things nsfw fanfic writers are doing to try and figure out how to make two aliens who need completely different atmospheres have sex is amazing.
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female 👍
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
Headcanoning Ryland Grace as aroace is so much funnier if you also simultaneously decide that Shapiro and DuBois were trying really hard to hit on him.
This applies to both versions of canon btw. Their unnecessary, almost uncomfortable openness with him about their sex life, and how comfortable they are to talking to him about it in the scenes in the book vs. in the movie, where they fully just look at him in the karaoke scene with pure "we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe" couple energy.
Like they were so prepared to ask Grace to be their third, but he, being oblivious, just took it as them being oddly blazen and liberated.
i may not really be much of a grace/rocky shipper, but i do have to give them props bc it's been a long time since i've been in a fandom that had to get this creative in order to write semi-realistic porn of its main characters lmao
it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??
there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible
no notes 10/10 never change fellas congrats on the alienfucking
prev: the official eridian worldbuilding document (here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/s/oT5oOeWcak, and here's proof that the account is run by the guy who wrote the book: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/xu4KYsHUS2 click on the "proof" link) states that eridian blood contains mercury. therefore people seem to think it's likely that other body fluids contain mercury as well, the same way human blood, semen, sweat, all our gross leaky liquids, contain water.
however, eridians DO also have water, specifically in their muscles to help with state changing.
i don't really know where i stand on the mercury thing.
an eridian "cum" equivalent would be more similar to lubricant, and used as assistance to help eggs come out, but i don't even know if they'd have that.
eridians are. uh. Their reproductive cells aren't even gametes. So. We kinda don't have any earthian equivalent for how they reproduce.
NEVERMIND I KNOW WHY.
it's drool-blood.
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i may not really be much of a grace/rocky shipper, but i do have to give them props bc it's been a long time since i've been in a fandom that had to get this creative in order to write semi-realistic porn of its main characters lmao
it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??
there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible
no notes 10/10 never change fellas congrats on the alienfucking
prev: the official eridian worldbuilding document (here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/s/oT5oOeWcak, and here's proof that the account is run by the guy who wrote the book: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/xu4KYsHUS2 click on the "proof" link) states that eridian blood contains mercury. therefore people seem to think it's likely that other body fluids contain mercury as well, the same way human blood, semen, sweat, all our gross leaky liquids, contain water.
however, eridians DO also have water, specifically in their muscles to help with state changing.
i don't really know where i stand on the mercury thing.
an eridian "cum" equivalent would be more similar to lubricant, and used as assistance to help eggs come out, but i don't even know if they'd have that.
eridians are. uh. Their reproductive cells aren't even gametes. So. We kinda don't have any earthian equivalent for how they reproduce.
i may not really be much of a grace/rocky shipper, but i do have to give them props bc it's been a long time since i've been in a fandom that had to get this creative in order to write semi-realistic porn of its main characters lmao
it honestly doesn't bug me enough to filter it out on ao3, and also every explicit grace/rocky fic that i scroll past always has THE most insane set up and it's funny every time, like am i supposed to just ignore when someone is cooking a fine ass meal just cuz i wouldn't personally make it for myself??
there are people doing fucking MATH and graduate level chemistry in order to justify why ryan gosling should be physically capable of fucking his alien rock bestie and it's incredible
no notes 10/10 never change fellas congrats on the alienfucking
prev: the official eridian worldbuilding document (here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/s/oT5oOeWcak, and here's proof that the account is run by the guy who wrote the book: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/xu4KYsHUS2 click on the "proof" link) states that eridian blood contains mercury. therefore people seem to think it's likely that other body fluids contain mercury as well, the same way human blood, semen, sweat, all our gross leaky liquids, contain water.
however, eridians DO also have water, specifically in their muscles to help with state changing.
i don't really know where i stand on the mercury thing.
