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if someone makes you happy, make them happier

it shouldn’t surprise people that respecting a cat’s boundaries (i.e. ceasing to pet them after they paw at you) helps them trust you more

this is an Important Post but my favorite part is that your cat’s name is Bathbomb

Jiminy christmas. I rather think you nailed it. Godspeed.

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

Ho old chap. Been a while since i talked on this thing so we can both flounder around together. Im jake english. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

In fine fettle today. Im just setting about fixing myself some lunch. How about yourself?

Ho old chap. Been a while since i talked on this thing so we can both flounder around together. Im jake english. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

In fine fettle today. Im just setting about fixing myself some lunch. How about yourself?

Ho old chap. Been a while since i talked on this thing so we can both flounder around together. Im jake english. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost