Après Moi, le Déluge

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

mother nature keeping up with memes

Not heroes I work with…

Imagine if you had your superhero tinder. You’re sitting in an Avengers meeting, bored out of your mind. Out of curiosity, you open your app to see if you have any matches. It lights up like a Christmas tree. Every single other person in the room has an active profile. Captain America asks you for nudes. Which Captain America? Who knows.

Not heroes I work with...

BORN TO CLEAN WORLD IS A HYGIENE WIPE ‘EM ALL 1989 I AM SANITARY MAN 410,757,864,530 SPOTLESS COUNTERTOPS

I wonder if there’s a superhero Tinder app 🤔

someone please make this, all I want to do is date someone who gets it.