"You know what I was thinking about? Botulism."

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[ID: art of Mabel from Gravity Falls holding up two sweaters. The first has a simple sun design, and the second is covered in sparkling sequins with a purple rose attached at the top. Mabel looks between them and frowns as she deliberates: "Sensory friendly outfit... or awesome sequin-y you'd better not get overstimulated outfit?" End ID.]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try