Oh Hi

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

Pivotal information I think everyone should know: this was at a thrift store

I think the reason why panic at the disco didnt age as well is you listen to all these catchy songs as a middle schooler but then you go out into the world and try a shot of liquor or have sex or go dancing and see a drag queen somewhere and youre like oh okay cool and suddenly a 17 year old recently-ex mormon's approximations of those things just dont have the same kick. My chemical romance on the other hand? I've never met a vampire so idk. I think they got most things right though.

thing that will always enrage me about this website: people here will hear "sex is a human right and an important need for many people" and hear "I am entitled to other people's bodies" instead of "people who want to have sex with each other should be allowed to do that" which is something frankly way too many of you take for granted given sodomy laws in the US were only struck down in 2003. if you're younger than Lawrence v Texas I actually don't want to hear your take on how sex is not a need or a right

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

Drank two cups of coffee and a black tea and my body retreated into a fresh state of virginity towards everything. I will not learn from this

Ughhhhhhhhhh kill my past self

You need to be publicly shamed

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower