Sadly, I’m Only An Eel

The Muppet Odyssey would not only have the Nobody joke, it would run that shit into the ground.

I don't wanna sound like mean or nuthin but a lot of y'all have been trapped in a vortex of suffering for so long that you've come to identify with the suffering as an aspect of your personality and ideology and thereby to covet suffering and to mistake debasement for enoblement and humiliation for virtue

American culture: normalized awe-inspiring debt, smoking weed on the sidewalk like its a cigarette, soda that prevents tummy ache, police shoot dog for no reason in apartment complex video at 9am, Taco Bell Baja blast, app-based gig work, watching Phone Video on full volume in public, celebrity-themed pink cold foam at Dunkin Donuts, gamer chair in living room, "ironic" American flag bikini, Mormon influencers who secretly wish they could own slaves, fast food robot prowling the city Wall-E style being cheerfully pissed on