Canned Cheese

imagine you’re a ninth grader just goofing off with your buddy and you come up with a name for a band that makes both of you laugh while you’re stoned and you record a couple of tapes during summer break using that stupid band name you came up with to make your friends laugh and then forty years pass and you’re stuck with your entire life’s work and legacy being called Ween

The need to pick up a new hobby is always there but, the intent of staying in bed and watching movies all day prevails...

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

It’s no longer June which means we have to be straight now

me and my gay coworker agreed we have to die now