Cardiac? Caniac.

free the canes from the panthers pls im begging

forecheck backcheck reality check

being a sports fan will have you saying shit like 'oh boy i hope my favorite millionaire's business negotiations go well today!'

the more i think abt it the more i get mad that the owner's wife and kids are on the cup ABOVE the coaches and players. tom dundon i am mailing a pipe bomb to your house.

remember when hockey was on tv...sometimes i can still hear her voice

to the enlightened mind, hockey pads are both armour and lingerie, in this essay I will

god please take all of connor bedard’s suffering and give it to the florida panthers

You either die a villain or live long enough to become a hero (Jesperi Kotkaniemi contract)

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice