I won't dance, don't ask me

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

It’s designed that way. 

im not even from your country!!!

it’s designed that way.

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

Do you mean skipping to the next paragraph and not being able to stop yourself from reading a few lines but then you have to go back to where you were before and try really hard to read in a linear fashion but it's boring now that you know what happens next? Yes

oh you are me. 

As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience

Bosnia and Herzegovina can have a little shoreline. As a treat

This is how I act when I have to share things with my siblings

Do you ever wonder if Audrey Hollister gets tired of the countless “America” comments on every picture in her Instagram?

No one gets tired of America. Ever.

I mean, i got tired of her after one book ngl

Her decisions just get more stupid it’s quite entertaining

Most definitely “Tonight, I’m taking down a man.” 😏😏😏

Well she took down herself I can tell you that

I got tired of her after one book 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 same.

i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

THANK YOU

It gotta better

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

Awww!