Just too delicious to resist.

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

World Heritage Post

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

lasanyer

small ass family

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation