candy floss esoFAGus

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

I cannot believe how often this 55+ yr old man keeps trying to "im just a little guy" his way out of everything 💀

Shish kebab. i eat him up.

After watching Spider Noir (2026), turns out this is incredibly accurate, actually

hesitantly watching the new spidernoir series and they're not doing themselves any favours by making this poor boy a ben reilly variant. where is peter. where is my beautiful peter parker who is 55 and smokes three packs a day

they didnt even give the man a gun. his webs are fuckugly. he doesn't SMOKE. FREE HIM.

hesitantly watching the new spidernoir series and they're not doing themselves any favours by making this poor boy a ben reilly variant. where is peter. where is my beautiful peter parker who is 55 and smokes three packs a day

30 minutes in and ive not seen a single cigarette. unfuckingbelievable

hesitantly watching the new spidernoir series and they're not doing themselves any favours by making this poor boy a ben reilly variant. where is peter. where is my beautiful peter parker who is 55 and smokes three packs a day

THEY GAVE HIM A DEAD WIFE MONTAGE

HOLY SHIT IT'S ROBBIE

hesitantly watching the new spidernoir series and they're not doing themselves any favours by making this poor boy a ben reilly variant. where is peter. where is my beautiful peter parker who is 55 and smokes three packs a day

THEY GAVE HIM A DEAD WIFE MONTAGE

hesitantly watching the new spidernoir series and they're not doing themselves any favours by making this poor boy a ben reilly variant. where is peter. where is my beautiful peter parker who is 55 and smokes three packs a day

THEY GAVE HIM A DEAD WIFE MONTAGE

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious