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🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)

🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium

🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D

🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!

☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since

🥚- fried

🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak

🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude

🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer

☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man

🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)

🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw

🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS

🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff

☕ - hot chocolateeeeee

🥩 - Medium

🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones

🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk

☕️ - Peppermint tea

Tags!!

🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese

🥩 - medium

🥛- I dont drink milk😞

🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future

☕️ - chamomile tea <3

steak: medium rare

milk: 2%

alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<

warm drink: hot chocolate

🥩 ribs: i prefer medium

🥛: me no like cow juice

🍷: minor

☕: hot chocolate

tags under cut:

🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎

🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎

🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎

🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀

🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)

☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.

Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: Medium rare, I think?

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor and also never

Warm Drink: No

Steak: Well done. I want a brick.

Milk: does chocolate milk count?

Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…

Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!

Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)

Steak: I’ve never had steak before

Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available

Alcohol: none. I don’t drink

Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon

steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)

milk: 2%

alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut

warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla

Egg: probably sunnysid up? Is that what you call it in english??🍳<-that one

Steak: medium rare. It needs to be pink/red.

Milk: uhh i think its like a 0.5 perchent fat???? Idk man i just call it blue milk

Alcohol: illegal

Warm drink: hot chocolate

This one really fucked with my brain to think of the english names

🥚: none! i hate the texture and the taste and the smell :)

🐮: 2% reduced fat, i also just call it blue milk and had to go check the fridge lmao

🍷: i don’t drink

☕: also hot chocolate! especially peppermint

🥚: Scrambled!

🥩: Well done with a bit of red

🐮: While milk, I need the calcium and it’s tasty! The other ones are so watery. I used to only drink fat free though!

🍷: Uhh so I can drink and I’ve never had a mocktail but I do wanna try beer? I’ve accidentally had a small taste of it here and there but never enough to actually taste it lol

☕️: Caramel coffee or peppermint tea, it’s a tie!

🥩 - Medium Rare! Family is all the same lol

🥛 - 2%? Idk normal grocery milk?

🍷 - Screw that, I had a good strawberry and cucumber mocktail tho!

☕ - Hot chocolate with a candy cane or peppermint :3

Steak: Well done, I need it well done or else dead

Milk: Chocolate I guess. I just don’t really like white milk

Alcohol: I don’t drink so uhh

Warm drink: Peppermint tea with a spoonful of honey. Yummer yum

Moots moots, let’s see (rin you keep taking mine)

Steak: no (I hate all red meat)

Milk: 2% (I don’t drink milk typically I just use it in baking)

Alcohol: haven’t had anything good yet

Warm drink: TEA fruity ones

Steak: never had one , never wanted too 😅

Milk: I don’t really have a preference, whatever I can get 🤷🏻

Alcohol: haven’t had any that I liked, but probably something fruity and sweet ✨

Warm drink: I don’t suppose soup counts 🤔

Soo I guess caffè mocha 😌

Steak: none, gets stuck in my teeth too easy

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: uhhhhhh I’m a minor

Warm drink: hot chocolate

steak : medium rare

milk : oat

alcohol : minor

warm drink : either honey tea or caramel coffee

Steak: WELL DONE / OVERCOOKED

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: none

Warm drink: hot chocolate 😋

🥩 - no cow meat, at all

🍷 - minor

☕ - FUCK YEAH SELECT ALL 🔥🔥

🥛 - any :>

@aliexzpresso @deethedinosaurr @sillyzep @argon-offical @organ-zynes + open tags :P

(forgot some people’s users, I will be rebloging to add em)

Steak: medium rare

Alcohol: None

Milk: 2% + food/drink (i generally can’t palate it on its own)

Warm Drink: coffee

Steak: medium but I don’t have cow meat

Alcohol: most sweet wines I like sipping on things slowly. I like tequila too though so ..

Milk: um.. normal? I don’t know 🥹

🥩:medium well

🥛:lactose-free/soy

🍷:none,but if I had to chose something it would be cocktails,I don’t like the taste of most alcohols on their own & mix-ins make it taste better

☕️:I don’t like warm drink very much but if I had to choose it would be either hot chocolate or green tea

tags:

🥩:medium rare( and very rarely, dont really like steak)

🥛:1% (I dont know the full name, all I know is that its milk, from a cow, with 1% of the fat mixed into it. I dont like skim cause it just tastes like water but wrong)

🍷:none. I cannot stand the taste for the life of me 🤢

☕️: Earl Grey with a splash of milk

🥩: well done, i can’t eat anything less.

🥛: whole, because that’s what we have over here.

🍷: Whiskey is decent, but otherwise no alcohol.

☕: tea in general, with milk or not.

i am a very simple man.

Steak: depends how I’m feeling

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: I’m a minor and even if I wasn’t I can’t see myself drinking

Warm drink: tea or hot chocolate ^_^

Steak: medium rare

Milk: chocolate milk but the milk i actually use is raw, aka straight from the cows titty and nothing done to it

Alcohol: non legal drinking age, but do drink we i have a chance. I have tried white rum with lemonade which was good but I had a shot of it by itself and I was no joke gagging. I want to try my boyfriend’s strawberry lemonade vodka and some buzz balls. In conclusion I like it fruity like me

Warm drink: tea, love tea, vanilla chamomile is the best though

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