i can be anything i want

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

It is true that John Carpenter’s The Thing really is the one kind of monster that was the most worthy to just be “The Thing.” It did really earn that. I’m on the fence about whether Stephen King’s IT was truly worthy of claiming “IT” or not.

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

I am so serious when I say that now is the time to take your activism offline. I am not spending the next four years squabbling on social media or getting woke points by reblogging posts that my followers already agree with. There are real places in your offline community where you can do good if you seek them out