Tumblr Noir

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Tumblr: the bad neighborhood of the Internet.

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

Hey OP? Thank you for articulating something I've been trying to get clear in my own mind for a while now.

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week

Reverse Selkie

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

#The other categories? Fun and challenging. Purple? Utter nonsense. Why can't this category be challenging without the weird-ass gotcha psychic mindmeld tactic that's totally at odds with the rest of the puzzle?

What I absolutely hate the most is when I get what they’re going for and it’s one of these stupid tricks. It just makes me furious! I’m like how dare my brain start thinking like one of these puzzle making monsters! 

You have to sing it “make-a your lobster a sweater with mittens” to fit the meter but yeah it works 

This is one of my FAV scenes 🤣🤣🤣

He held it in as long as he could! 

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

Thing I have been saying since the dot matrix days: printers are from hell 

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

This post was stacked on my dashboard right below somebody with their dick almost out completely but this is the one with the mature content warning on it because none of us can handle the sexual glory that is curly haired Nicole Kidman 

Oh that’s very cool! I often tell myself that I’m doing something as a favor for future me and now there’s a comic to go along with that thought!