CanadianDeadCrow

kung pow penis all u want. no one has ever got their post repeatedly fucked as much as that person who called celebrating fictional birthdays annoying

sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

You laugh while he's STARVING! 😭

this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here

"x is back in style. y is so last season. i wouldn't be caught dead wearing z with α after labor day!" i have literally no idea what you are talking about. i just wear normal clothes and i'm fine

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

Hot girls shouldn't work

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

@ashelyskies

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him