Perpetually Tired Cameron

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

Sobbed into my pillow for an hour bc im hot and miserable and stressed, then looked at my phone notifs to see that my paycheck had hit a day early and that truly reminded me that I am That Bitch

🫂🫂 hope you feel better now. Sometimes a good cry can help too!

Ah man i feel so much better, got a bussin sbubby sandy and its so good i could give myself head for payin for it

Wow it’s almost like the oversexualisation of queerness is one of the reasons why asexuals, non-binary folks and aromantics are not seen as queer enough to be part of the community

OH

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

Does this pussy feel like chloroform, baby?

Imagine waking up and this is the first thing the boy in your bed from the night before says to you while laying on your chest and then he kisses your jaw