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@campspiracy
Mids, pumping their fists in the air, confirmed for the other that they were in fact still alive. However, it would appear that they tore their shirt a bit and are decently bruised up. Giggling, but bruised up.
âAw dude THANK you!! Iâve wanted to do that all my life, but responsible adults always talked me out of it!!â
Might have to keep an eye on this one lest they kill themselves off âfor the vine.â
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You have every right to call dibs, Lars. You were the one to introduce Mids to this fascinating new creature, after all.
âAwww fuck no one I talk to even KNOWS what a jerboa is! Thanks for restoring my hope in humanity, man!!â
Donât talk about the Quartermasterâs son like that :(
âTuck and roll?? Hell yeah!! Thanks for the ride, sport! Youâve been a real pal!â No- Mids- they didnât mean to tuck and roll now aaaannndd Mids literally just opened the door and rolled out. Oof.
âWell, thatâs certainly something St. John and I do NOT have in common! But hey, more power to âem! Maybe Iâll bring them a bouquet of cherry blossoms and see if we hit it off!â
We are all rooting for you, Lars. You and your smooth navigating skills.
âAnd Iâm hoping as well! The weird and creepy make this world a more interesting place, right? Not that normal animals arenât the shit- cause jerboas are the SHIT.â
âSt. Johns River Monster?? Wooooowww I have no idea what that is! Can you tell me about it??â
Mids is all ears when it comes to cryptids. It is their goal in life to marry each and every one of them. Plantonically. It was just more fun to say âIâm going to marry Bigfootâ than âIâm going to be platonic buddies with Bigfoot!â
Mids glanced over their shoulder at the camera bag....oh the CAMERA bag?? HELL yeah! Mids would have killed to have one of those as a kid! All the stupid shit they could upload online and look back on with a cringe-
âBro they are though, right?? Like- Mothman is the whole package. Like uh...wings....big eyes.....................l a m p - heâs got it all! Iâm going to marry Mr. Mothman some day! The government cannot stop our love!!â
 Iâm...pretty sure Mids is just fucking with Lars. They seem the type-
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Lars, if Fred wasnât the voice of reason and morality, rest assured that Mids and Joe would have probably reenacted that controversial event. They are not to be trusted by any means.
âOh dude! Listen: why WOULDNâT the chupacabra exist? Like...itâs just an animal, right? Just an animal we donât know much about? Vampire bats exist, soooo whatâs the big deal about another blood sucking creature roaming around?â Mids seemed to be quite perked up about the conversation. Perhaps they care a liiiittle bit about the camp after all.
It was incredibly unclever. Go with your guts. Mids is terribly unoriginal and perhaps makes dad jokes solely for the eye roll reaction. Bringing them to parties? Completely out of the question.
Jar Jar Binks is an icon and you can never change my mind.Â
It was safe to say that Mids had no tallness about them. Sitting at 5â˛4, they werenât the shortest kid about the block, but they were anything but a skyscraper. Some time in the future, perhaps, they shall have legs for days, but today was not that day.
âHuh? Oh!â Mids glanced down to their shirt and recalled that there was, in fact, an alien imprinted on it. âNah nah dude, itâs like- w o r s e than that. Itâs a camp all about conspiracies! Iâm talking everything ranging from the Illuminati to faking the Moon Landing! Itâs craaazy, man!â
Lars sucked in their lip, the moon landing was real though. Stifling the laughter they certainly felt coming up, they quickly found the radio knobs.
âWelcome to the farmers almanac, for the year of our lord: 1982âŚâ
Lars groaned aloudâ was this thing stuck in here?!
They resigned themselves to just turning down the volume,
âCamp for conspiracies⌠so would you call that uhâŚâ
They paused with a joking grin forming on their face
âA bad investment?â
Ooooo the farmerâs almanac! That was one of Fredâs favorites! ...What was up with Fred? How could a man in his prime be so...UN prime? Almanacs, old radios, gardening- not typical pastimes of a guy in his twenties.Â
âHa!! Exactly, dude!!â Mids perked up even more so after hearing the other loosen up a bit. âLike...having a camp for specific interests? Sure! Makes sense! But why CONSPIRACIES? Itâs not like weâve even had anyone sign up yet! Buuut hey, when we DO finally get campers, wow they are- theyâre sure going to be SOMETHING I bet.â
It was incredibly unclever. Go with your guts. Mids is terribly unoriginal and perhaps makes dad jokes solely for the eye roll reaction. Bringing them to parties? Completely out of the question.
Jar Jar Binks is an icon and you can never change my mind.Â
It was safe to say that Mids had no tallness about them. Sitting at 5â˛4, they werenât the shortest kid about the block, but they were anything but a skyscraper. Some time in the future, perhaps, they shall have legs for days, but today was not that day.
âHuh? Oh!â Mids glanced down to their shirt and recalled that there was, in fact, an alien imprinted on it. âNah nah dude, itâs like- w o r s e than that. Itâs a camp all about conspiracies! Iâm talking everything ranging from the Illuminati to faking the Moon Landing! Itâs craaazy, man!â
Mids is the type of gay that cannot drive. They refuse to drive. They have two good feet, and if those fail them, they can just guilt trip someone into giving them a free ride into town. Oh wait-
âLars Larkspur? Wow! Do your friends call you Lar-Lar Binks? Because they should. You should tell them to do that at your earliest convenience.â
Midsâ legs swung back and forth as they readied themselves for a nice little trip into town! They were totally going to blow their money at the toy store. Who cares if theyâre 20? They are a child at heart! And this child at heart needs themselves a large ass fox plush!
Snickering softly, Mids agreed with the other. âThat about describes us in a nutshell! Fred managed to recruit me from town while he sort of just begged his cousin to join us. I mean, itâs not much of a camp since we literally have zero campers yet, but weâll cross that bridge when we burn it!â
âKidnaps people? Ha! I wish!â Mids slid themselves into the passenger seat, cracking a kink out of their neck as they reclined back. âThatâd make the camp WAY more exciting! But as far as I know? Nah. Fredâs a cool guy. A bit too bashful for his own good, but a cool guy none the less! Donât think heâd be hashtag edgy enough to actually break the law- unlike yours truly.â
âOh right!â Mids extended their hand out towards the other with a wide grin. It is implied that they are expecting a handshake from Lars. âEveryone calls me Mids, so you can, too! Iâm just one of the few people that Fred managed to nab to help! And God do we need help-â
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âWoah-ho! An actual human person! Nice!â Mids, is this how you greet everyone you come across? Is this why you arenât popular with the ladies?
âWeeeell I mean dying alone in a forest wouldnât be the WORST way to go, but if you insist, sure! Iâll take the free ride!âÂ
Mids reached into their pocket, handing the other the tiny can of pepper spray on their person. âHere! You can take this as insurance that I wonât hurt you! I would have brought my knives, but Joe âborrowedâ them again. That guyâs got himself a hoarding problem for certain!â
This was shaping out to be a great day! Not only was Mids going to be spared from the conniving squirrels lurking about the woods, but they also got a ride into town!Â
âWow! Cool! A map! Havenât seen one of these bad boys since dad took us to Alcatraz!âÂ
Mids was quick to open up the brochure in order to get a decent lay of the land. Their eyes drifted back and forth over the writing...we can assume. No one has seen Midsâ eyes before. Does Mids even have eyes? Wait- Of course they do. Thatâs a silly question. A silly question that will never be brought up in the future.
âIt sure is a damn shame that Iâm gay and have no idea how to get from Point A to Point B! Welp!â Pocketing the brochure, Mids placed their hands on their hips with a surge of determination in their heart. âHere I go to get helplessly lost and have my picture featured on the back of a milk carton! Thanks, mysterious voice that may or may not be linked to a human person!â
âOkay! Thatâs cool! Iâm slightly disappointed as Iâve always wanted to meet one, but itâs chill that youâre a normal human being! Youâre just as valid!â Unless the stranger WASNâT a human being after all. Vampire? Werewolf? Werepire? Christ that would be great.
It should be noted that Mids is pretty much shouting every response to ensure that the other understood them. However, the entire forest could probably hear them at this rate. Surely hope this doesnât ruin the hike for the other counselors- or attract bears- which would DEFINITELY ruin the hike for the other counselors.
âAnyways! Iâm kinda lost out here! Do you know the way into town? I tried following the path, but I ran into a couple of geese and decided to avoid it!â Geese are not to be fucked with. Everyone knows this. There is no power on earth more fearsome and wicked than a goose on the loose.Â
Closed RP @camp-cameraman
âAw fuck.â Fuck indeed, for today was Thursday. Every third Thursday to be exact, meaning that it was Midsâ turn to venture into town to fetch supplies for the camp.Â
âItâll be fine!â Mids said. âGPSâs are for SCHMUCKS.â Mids also said. Welp...look whoâs the schmuck now, Mids. âTis you. âTis the one who didnât even bother to bring a compass along into the wilderness.Â
Luckily for this idiot, there appeared to be a clearing in the woods which lead to a quaint lodge. Aha! Perhaps Mids wonât have to eat their own arm after all!Â
Knocking repeatedly on the door, Mids called out. âHeelloooo?? Anyone there?? Non-cannibals are preferred, but not discouraged!!â
*takes knife away* NO! BAD!
Bold of ya to assume I only have o n e .
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Who's the evil counselor?
Joe: Ah got my suspicions bout this one....
The Area 51 Raid is finally here and we have a Karen, Naruto Runner, and Normie to join the ranks!
I pray to Christ that there are no causalities and people have enough common sense to not actually raid the base. Like Mids, I am also just here for the memes.
