awkward eye contact with david savard

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

creepypasta for cats!!!!!!!!! one time one of the taller high up cats opened a food and you sniffed it and you didn’t like it. and instead of opening up a food you like the high up cat ate it because this food was NEVER(!!!!!!!!) going to be for you at all! It was for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

I was born to muck around on devices. thousands of years ago I would constantly be on the abacus in Stone age times I’d be staring at the cave wall drawings for 6 hours a day

she’s just so beautiful (my libby app)

we need to romanticize the libby app. sexualize it, even

its because youre always breaking that damn bad

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

that’s joann fabric herself

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

*twirling my hair* yea im always so scared haha. of everything *batting my eylashes*