Well that descended into Hell

[ID: A miniature fat femme person hugging their knees, amongst several oranges in a sealed net bag. Text around them reads "Please hold me gently, I bruise easily". Art is signed titsay. /END ID]

No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later