Well that descended into Hell

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

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Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

official linguistics post

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

does anyone want to play perverts with me

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.