This Is Reality, Greg.

not very good at asking for things that I want

"the worst they could say is no" not even true and also have you considered that kind of sucks

[with hate in my heart] you sound evangelical

I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

20-something girlies we need to start leaving the house to meet people who make us feel like people

critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

tgm not winning isn’t a surprise but I was invested in an alternate reality where the Oscars made sense

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

happy international women’s day