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Cards Against Humanity game right now

Pls come play with me: http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=89

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princvsx

Do you ever sit with a group of friends and realise how unimportant you are and how it wouldn’t make a difference if you weren’t there and you truly realise you’re not important to anyone???

foreveralone-lyguy

stitchesnstones

bonerfart

friend: hey dude i think you’ve spent long enough in the hot tub

me: nah

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guyliner-appreciation

they’re back

urfavblackgirl-deactivated20170

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

cameled

d1rtypaws

monkeysaysficus

What the ever loving fuck?

muddled-thought

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

monkeysaysficus

^^^ exactly my thoughts

icelandicstripperboots

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

beyoncebeytwice

characters in a movie after dating for a 2 weeks: i love you i cant live without you me: what the fuck? what the fuck

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danandphilhq

@AmazingPhil: Philzilla and Danthulu. February 25th 2016. source.

1182 x 1182

full quality link

gimme10dollas

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

shambalis-deactivated20170210

ok. so. timmy turner is currently 10. and he got his fairy parents when he was 8, since in the opening title it suggests he got his fairy parents after he got his baby sitter Vicky, and the wiki says they hired her when he was 8.

there are 9 seasons of fairly oddparents, with 150 episodes per season, which leads unto a total of 1,350 fucking episodes.

so, he’s has these fairy parents for 3 years, which is 1,095 days. this suggests that EVERYDAY sometimes even TWICE A DAY Timmy fucking Turner went through all of the shenanigans of every episode every single day. holy shit. all of those events take place with 3 years of each other. within 3 years he’s seen cosmo get fucking pregnant with A MAGIC FAIRY BABY, GOTTEN A MAGIC DOG AND NOW HE HAS TO SHARE HIS FAIRY PARENTS WITH SOME OTHER KID who looks like she could be his sister for some reason because they got lazy AND ITS STILL GOING!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH MORE SHIT THIS 10 YEAR OLD IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS CHILD HASNT CAUGHT A BREAK IN 3 YEARS

onionlegs-archive-deactivated20

actually there’s an episode where it’s found out that timmy made an illegal wish so that no one would age and also wished that Cosmo would forget that he ever granted said wish

when asked when he made the wish, Timmy guessed around 50 years implying that he’s at least 60 years old

shambalis-deactivated20170210

holy fuck

attorneytrash

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

all1sees

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

qurioq

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

averagedopeydope

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

my-little-mod-blog

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

dutchster

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

aureliusquinn

Reblob to save a life

danisontnonfire

just reblobbed

annulet

reblobbing to help those in need

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dont-harshmyvibe

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

ilovesmoothjazz1998

cute pet names for your significant other :)

-You Fucking Worm -Potato -Helen -Dumper -Paul Blart Mall Cop -You Sloppy Son Of A Bitch -Dollar Dispenser -Mold

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