I can take it from there :)

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

Do you really like thick girls? Or are you just talking about big boobs and ass. Cause if you’re not expecting thick girls to have tummies and big arms, I think you got the game fucked up.