Avian Pervert From The Depths Unleashed

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

being cosmically insignificant is literally SO good it's like being a nepo hire in a fake position in charge of nothing like u can literally just enjoy a strawberry

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

you have to do it on purpose

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

million dollar business idea: Sturdy Crotch Jeans. reinforced at the thighs so they don't wear through. why can't I get these

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

Usamericans need to invent adult animation that doesn't look ugly as sin

"We're just letting [bad thing] happen!" I'm sorry, who is this "we"? Stop blaming everyone for social ills they have no or limited control over, and stop ignoring the people who are working to prevent [bad thing].

I HATE GUILT TRIPPING!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!! *HITS YOU WITH A TUBE*