these violent delights

SADIE SINK as “HER” in ALL TOO WELL: THE SHORT FILM

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

this is the story of how i died. don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story. and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. tthis is the story of a girl, named rapunzel. and it starts, with the sun.