Knives

chance of your mom reading your fics is not zero.

Soap, snapping his journal shut because he was drawing SPICY Ghost: I’m all ears

Gaz: You know that P.O. I had for awhile but never used? Well I finally canceled it today. BUT-

Soap: Oh boy

Gaz: I tried to log into my account to cancel it, right? But it’s been so damn long that I forgot my username AND my password

Gaz: I eventually guess my username but I still don’t know my password so I tried “forgot password” and it brought up security questions. Tell me why I couldn’t figure them out?

Soap, remembering that he basically set up Gaz’s account for him: Uhhhhh-

Gaz: I had to call support, Soap. I had to call and figure out what “I” put for my mother’s maiden name

Soap: *nervous laughter*

Gaz: I didn’t know my mother’s maiden name was JOHN CENA

Soap: *snorts while trying to keep a straight face*

Gaz: Or that my favorite sport was WATERSPORTS

Soap: *shaking with laughter*

Gaz: THE LADY HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT THAT MEANT, JOHN. A SWEET OLD LADY LOOKED UP WATERSPORTS ON HER COMPANY COMPUTER

Price: Do you know what we have in common, Kate?

Laswell: Can you shut up for a fucking second-

Price: We're both bottoms who like to act like tops. Something to think about