I want auroras and sad prose

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

when i say lmao i don't mean laughing my ass off or whatever bullshit. i literally mean lmao.

Everyone in the tags saying lmao is punctuation gets me.

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways

the feminine urge to have a wife

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

Just wanna bulid a blanket fort and play stardew valley with my gf as we discuss our favourite bugs

Ok last week we had project acorn filming, now taylor is dressed as a squirrel AND in the original WANEGBT mv Taylor’s band all dressed as woodland creatures….WHAT does this mean? I demand to know

WANEGBT single this week perhaps?