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It’s entirely too hard to fake one’s own death these days. That’s the real problem with technology

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

im a protected species you fucking asshole

hits your cervix with my car

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

i like that kafka doesnt give names to a lot of his characters, who gives a shit about names amiright

writing tips online will tell you that you gotta have clearly exposed worldbuilding and setting and how to choose names for your characters correctly etc etc while none of it is actually essential to telling a story

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga