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generally speaking, the cooler and better your offline political activities are, the more important it becomes that you do not post about it on your personal social media acconts

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

thanks to someone in the replies Oscar Yaquian, a chicago based sculptor and stop-motion animator https://www.instagram.com/oscaryaquian/reel/DXw3PZoRehv/