alittlelesswayward

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

I have to reblog this when it comes back around.

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

i work in childcare right? yeah so lately the kids’ favorite game has been “is it poison or not” which is just code for pretending to forcefeed me sticks and leaves and then yelling “POISON !!” and me going “aww man not again !” and when they offer me more im like “surely this isnt poison right guys?” and they shake their heads and grin mischievously and i eat it and they scream “POOOIIIIISOONNNN”

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame