I'll be your cup of joe

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life