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We need an adult version of veggietales where they curse just

Bob: Hey maybe don't fucking cheat on people how about that! Now listen to this silly song with Larry about tax evasion.

#veggietales #I'm not religious #just traumatized #and high on paint fumes #bread 👍

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"I'm aro not ace, I fuck around and don't stay to find out."

#i need to stop writing while sleep deprived #really fucking stupid book quote

sentientsky

repeating this to myself forever and ever

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

PLEASE not Percy looking at Clarisse like

when she was trying to flirt with Chris 😭😭

unhinged-arsonist

I just noticed the jumpsuit from wherever Tantalus was being punished hanging in the wardrobe in Chiron's office. He is so unserious who tf holds on to something like that. And the wanted poster behind it is just the cherry on top, he is so pathetic 🤭

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unhinged-arsonist

How do you think the pitch to Walker went for this scene? Did they have to sit him down and explain that he'd be looking like a Cyclops' dreamboat alongside Aryan or did he specifically request to wear the dress too? I NEED to know!

Do you ever lay on your back and your boobs do the thing where the both split and go to opposite sides like that Bible story something about a guy with a stick and the ocean idk

#🍃#i'm not christian #i have no idea anymore #someone give me something to do #i'm so bored

spitblaze

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

spitblaze

The government is a for hire bitch to billionaires

I've seen prostitutes with better standards

#tiktok ban #wtf is this place #someone burn this country down already #can iceland or sweden or SOMEONE buy us already #13 fucking days into 2025 #AHHHHHHHHHHH #the government sucks #moving to red note #learning Mandarin out of spite

lun-rk800

Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious

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depsidase

dispiritedfae

Life is BDSM and i don’t know the safe word

whysosiriushuh

Peter: *Can't complete his assignment*: guess I'll just kill myself

Regulus: There's bleach in the bathroom

Remus: And a rope in my trunk in case it doesn't work

James and the rest of the gryffindors....

Evan: Stop being a coward jump off the astronomy tower

Barty: Do a flip!!

Sirius: WhY aRe YOU in THe GryFfinDor CoMmon ROoM!?!?

whysosiriushuh

Peter: *flips sides in the war*

Luke's reasoning for why he wants revenge on the gods, specifically the musical "The Last Day of Summer" speech at the end, hits a lot harder when you've had a parent be super absent from you life and basically dump you onto someone else and have next to no active part in your life

#percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo #pjo series #pjo musical #ouch #percy jackon and the olympians

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maxiemumdamage

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.

absolutedestinyapocalypsse

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

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THE CORN I'M DEAD

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