Anytime is Coffee-time

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

Oooh *supernova brain meme* this. This is what I mean when I'm like, "i want to be better again" but like, not 20 again or a teen again. Just whatever means my brain and body can process joy and contentment in a more reasonable ratio to anxiety, depression, and pain.

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius