I have no idea what I'm doing.

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

the sexual tension between me and giving up