I'm made of Melatonin

We are not kidding, we want to send you money

1 minutes for humans is one dog minute

This is true of any url! You can delete everything agher the ? when you share a url and it will delete all the tracking bits.

would like to add that the stuff after ? isn't always a tracking token, sometimes it contains important info for the link to actually work (e.g. it could contain the video ID). however, try opening a link without the ? string; if it works then there's no harm in getting rid of it 🦭👌

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

smalltalk is probably great if you've got your shit together but if you are a total fuckup of a person then seemingly innocuous questions end up forcing you to reveal information about yourself that you would have preferred people didn't know about you. i wish there was a socially acceptable way to decline a question about yourself that didn't require you to justify it somehow

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.