business major (derogatory) 

mental illness is so funny like what's wrong with me <3 I already know but what's wrong with me <3

queues are for cowards, post everything as you come across it and then become 100% inactive for hours

i guess they seem cool in spy films and all but honestly wouldn't having a cyanide pill in your tooth be really impractical? like what if you accidentally bite it while you're eating or something

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?