jackie's (mostly ia) blog

if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can't take it anymore

that looks like a yugioh card for a cambrian themed deck

gonna be honest i think some of yall see things like certain sexualities and genders as discourse topics instead of like. qualities a real living human being has.

this includes asexuality btw

like if someone mentions being asexual and your first instinct is to drill them on tumblr discourse you are an asshole

My friend invited me to their house to smoke weed but instead of a blunt it was a leaf of lettuce wrapped around a bunch of red sauce. I kept taking giant bites & they got very mad at me.

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.

If there’s something you want, but think you can’t have it, try going after it anyway. You’ll never know if you don’t try.