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You people are making a girlkisser homophobic because that shit genuinely makes me uncomfortable.
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Live laugh love lesbians but my ass will unfollow you if I see an AI-generated video of Wenclair kissing.
You people are making a girlkisser homophobic because that shit genuinely makes me uncomfortable.

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for the @merthurmicrofic prompt frog and my @merlinbingo square forehead kiss | 1233 words
“You’re telling me,” Arthur says, staring at the frog cupped in Leon’s hands, “that that… is Merlin.”
Leon’s expression doesn’t falter. “Yes, Sire.”
The frog— Merlin— ribbits in agreement, somehow managing to sound unimpressed. Who knew that frogs could be so expressive?
“And how, exactly, did my manservant get turned into a frog?”
The knights squirm under Arthur’s gaze— except for Gwaine, because Gwaine is an idiot and, like Merlin, hasn’t yet figured out that Arthur’s title demands some respect. Unlike Merin, Gwaine’s obstinance is far less endearing.
“There was a sorceress,” Gwaine says, unbothered.
Arthur fights the urge to bash him over the head. It’s bad enough that he let Merlin get turned into an amphibian; it’s even worse that he doesn’t care. Gwaine, he decides, is on evening watch for a month, no, a year.
“Unfortunately,” Gwaine continues, while Arthur glares daggers at him, “Merlin is a bit greener than usual. But, the sorceress did tell us how to fix him.”
Arthur glances at the other knights for confirmation.
“She did,” Leon agrees, while Elyan, Lancelot, and Percival all nod beside him.
Arthur almost demands to know why they haven’t done it already, then— but the knights love Merlin; if they could have fixed him already, they would have. There must be something about the cure that made them hesitate— magic? A quest? Whatever it is, Arthur will grant it.
It used to scare him, how he’d do anything for Merlin. Now, it’s a simple fact of life. Arthur would burn the world to the ground if it kept Merlin safe.
“What is it?” he asks, dreading the worst.
“He needs a prince to kiss him,” Leon says.
I just realised people who only watched the tv show don't know for a fact that Ilya did in fact score more that 50 goals his rookie season. If I am remembering right the show says it is looking good for it at the all-stars but doesn't say for a fact he did it. So I need you to know That crazy motherfucker did it. He and Shane actually scored the same number of goals their rookie season(67) because they are cosmically intertwined and fated to be together
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real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary
The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.
The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.
He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.
Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.
wow fuck that one tarantula
“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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gasped in joy upon seeing this
so cute! he is lkke a little cat. I like the pointy-ness of his skirt and the purple to pink gradient and the texture too!
It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.
you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.
there's just something really cruel and insidious about this wave of scams going after creatives. You get an email and think someone genuinely loved what you made but - no. It's another scam. It's someone trying to trick you into sending them money. On AO3, it might literally just be a bot someone made specifically to be a hateful little shit.
putting the stuff you've made out there for everyone to see is hard and scary and we're all just bumping around looking for a bit of appreciation and love and connection and these bastards are using that to try to rob us. I hate it.
Im going go get into the sea and stay there
okay come forward which of you reposted this to reddit lmao I SEE YOU
Okay everybody go leave a comment on the fics you're reading, find your favorite author's social media and tell them you liked their book, and comment on your favorite artist's YouTube or Bandcamp page, go go gooooo.
ID: a comment that says, “I learnt recently the hate bots on AO3 are actually trying to get people to delete their fics so they can train-slash-use them without a trail to show ownership-slash-copyright. So yes, they’re also trying to scam you.” End ID.

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Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...
We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them
We need cities that
do not resent the fact that
people live in them
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Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."
Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?
At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.
No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.
"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.
I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.
This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).
It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.
Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys
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TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.
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pretty funny i guess
had to be there
Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:
Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.
I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.
idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.
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reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.
i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1
i am rigging this thing
I shall reblog lots more
I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

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Baran Al-Hashimi has a neurologist, she's had this disorder for 35 years, she's probably on medication, she may need a change in said medication, she's been in an active war zone, lived through a terrorist attack, all the while managing her disorder.
Absence seizures typically last between three and fifteen seconds. Neither of her seizures happened during critical care moments, though of course they could. We have seen many other doctors on this show deal with issues that have caused them to have delays in patient care between three and fifteen seconds. Robby has been letting his issues affect his work in a myriad of ways, Mel put Becca ahead of every other patient she was treating and spent a good amount of time with her, Mohan had a panic attack, Javadi didn't catch the sigmoid volvulus patient, Trinity is falling behind due to exhaustion, Langdon was diluting patient medications (which isn't a timing issue but certainly put patients in a lot more danger than an absence seizure!). There are very few, if any, times in which a patient that will die in the next three to fifteen seconds is being treated by one (1) doctor alone.
Saying that she is unable to run the ED because of her disorder is simply wrong. There will have to be some extra measures put in place perhaps (like two attendings) but no more than there needs to be extra measures in place to protect the staff and patients from Robby's self-destructive warpath.
There is a lot of emphasis placed on the ED being a place of multiple moving parts, the staff being a team. I'd go even so far as to say the theme of the season is that this job cannot be done alone.
Last season, when Robby had his breakdown, he tells Abbot later: "I choked."
Abbot's reply: "For what? Forty seconds? Three minutes? Ten minutes? So fucking what? We all have that, that is what happens when you're in a war and nothing makes sense. We survived as a species because we learned how to cooperate and communicate."
These people are not robots, that is the thesis of the show. They will all deal with something that makes them slip, but because of the people around them, that will not be the end-all be-all.
If you have been extending your empathy to Robby all this time, you must also extend that to Al-Hashimi. She, out of everyone, knows the value of cooperation and communication, which is why she is fit for this role, no ifs, ands, or buts.