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why am I suddenly attracted to Rob Schneider? this is a cry for help

it’s never ending pls I’m begging let me repent pls forgive me I can’t believe I was attracted I’m sorry fuck I’m so sorry pls please

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

why am I suddenly attracted to Rob Schneider? this is a cry for help

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

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People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

this post is funny because the angry only children writing me paragraphs about how I didn't factor in their specific personal experiences don't realize they're exhibiting only child behavior in a way I couldn't make up

if she's talking head I know this must be the place 🥴

people just did shit back then huh

head hurt? Solution: head hurt more