i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??

ah okay, that guy

im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become

so bomb

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this

All I want for Christmas is for Jules to finish and post chapter 37.

(I can no longer see a kelp forest without thinking of Great Work of Time.)

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life