nicht von dieser welt

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

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God I love tumblr. Where else am I gonna get a post with so many swords!!!

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

Dottore calling Pantalone by his real name before disintegrating into thin air is going to haunt me for the rest of my life I think. Why are you as a man calling another man by his full legal first name before evaporating.

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

“They’re exes” is genuinely the funniest possible answer.

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.