but it´s easier to see it as a game

im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to

The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.

this is …. wow

LMFAO

Turn this into a short film

Oh man if I were a baby boomer I’d make a political cartoon of a kid pickin up a peach and going “Look, Ma! Someone 3D printed the butt emoji!” and all my fellow 60-year-old friends would lose their mind and high five me all over the place. I’d be like royalty.

Literally sometimes as a woman you just have to put your hair up and move heavy furniture around in an unconventional manner

ocd is like a computer virus that constantly sends u dodgy pop-ups but for ur brain

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

Backing this 1000%

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

I hate this post with everything that I am because I know it’s true

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