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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

they're taking persephone out of the public domain because every possible version of that story has already been told. you have to do a modern queer feminist retelling of the scorpion and the frog now.

What if I was the scorpion and I stung you while you were carrying me across the river, dooming us both, and we were both girls?

x files is SOOO funny it's the only fanbase i know where almost all of the gay fans are begging for a heterosexual relationship to be blatantly canon and the straight man writing the show refuses to let it happen

Never had a parasocial relationship in my life I know everyone

the generational range of star trek is so nuts to me like you have peepaw talking about how captain kirk was his childhood hero back when televisions had a foot long diameter and then you have teens on tumblr making powerpoint presentations about why spock was the patient zero for catboys

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe