Sharon the Nonexistent Duckling @misfitprose - Tumblr Blog

So the Tachonises are setting up a kangaroo court at the gates to the afterlife, where their own St. Peter can deny anyone entrance?

"Fucked up" doesn't even begin to cover this.

#critical role #campaign 4 #araman

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Well, tons of people called it.

#critical role #campaign 4 #araman

Even Vaelus is getting some attention!

#critical role

seelieyoulater

I think an embrace from King Gus would cure all

#critical role #KING GUS

Is this REALLY a humble "light switch cover", Etsy?

This Wall Decor item by SpaceshopBre has 65 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Wyoming, MI. Listed on Dec 16, 2025 | Lightswitch, Togg

#critical role #I know a beacon when I see one #another hand flips the switch?

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

danwhobrowses

Me looking all over TLOVM S4E3 to see if there's a familiar-looking kid halfling among the Ashari crowd

misfitprose

I tried the same thing!

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #where is Young Master 30+ Perception?

Gave my blog a new name!

Real Critters will get it.

Okay, so...

I don't remember Cerkonos being blind (or fucking dead) in Campaign 3. Have we entered an AU?

#critical role #the legend of vox machina

"Doty: Himself"

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #TARY

How does Keyleth keep getting ahead on a technicality?

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #“fuck your rules!”#“Okay you win”

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

(I don't know why I have to hide spoilers for you clowns when you don't even treat me like one of you, but whatever. LOL you haven't watched it yet? )

GROG'S SONG! THE DRAWINGS!

I feel like somebody had a fun time drawing like a drunk 5-yr-old.

Poor Matt stand-in.

I think Wayne Brady did an okay job as Taryon. Seven people can't play EVERY character, after all.

In a rare case of the CAPTIONS spoiling, the Gloomstalker was labeled before the characters even figured out what it was in-universe.

You released the Kraken!

"I'm going to kill Spike and Greg."

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #season 4

I've been in this fandom for at least half a billion years already and the goalposts for being a "rEal crITTEr" keep changing!

Now my blog needs a new name.

I was so much happier before the Cunternet turned being a fan of something into a COMPETITION, and I was told I was always LOSING and doing everything WRONG! Fandoms are toxic.

I just wanted to talk about something I love.

I almost made a post about hearing a song CR referenced while I was making pancakes for the first time, but that bitch would have commented "LOL u can't make pancakes!" and then immediately made a post saying, "As a LIFELONG PANCAKE MAKER, blah-blah-blah some dumb shit..."

You people focus on the dumbest things to get everyone to laugh at me.

#critical role #no it's not CR-related #I just wanted to point out how mean-spirited and unnecessary it was #to make fun of me because I didn't know the exact time some spaceship landed #as if that was crucial to being a real Critter

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Did you really have to act like you were "correcting" me? Like everyone was gonna "believe" me and that's something you simply could not have?? "Everyone" who???? Was it so fucking important that your stupid ass come out on top that you had to put me down? What was so fucking funny that you had to make sure you looked like a "better" Critter than me? Will they love you now, since you got the right time frame and I didn't? Are you jealous that I have Beacon and you don't? I PAID FOR IT WITH MY OWN MONEY! YOU CAN DO THAT YOURSELF!

The astronauts don't read my blog - OR YOURS! Ashley and Taliesin don't read my blog - OR YOURS! WHY WAS IT SO FUNNY?????!?!!?! MY CAT IS DYING AND MY MOM IS BLIND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO REMEMBER EXACTLY WHEN SOME FUCKING ASTRONAUTS GOT HOME AND NO DECENT HUMAN BEING SHOULD EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT! I WROTE A WHOLE ENTIRE POST AND ALL YOU TOOK AWAY WAS "LOL SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT TWO MONTHS IS UNLIKE US RIGHT GUYS SO DUMB!" THAT WAS YOUR TAKEAWAY? REALLY? YOU WERE SO OFFENDED BY ONE STATEMENT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU SO YOU HAD TO MAKE SURE YOUR BLOG HAD THE "RIGHT" INFO? LIKE "I SURE SHOWED HER!" ??? SHOWED ME WHAT? OH, YEAH, I "LEARNED MY LESSON"! I'LL NEVER MAKE A VAGUE STATEMENT ABOUT A TIME FRAME AGAIN BECAUSE IT MIGHT BOTHER SOME ASSHOLE ONLINE!

You acted like I personally offended you because I didn't get the exact time frame right! You acted like I was making false claims about the episode and trying to convince others of it when I was just exaggerating! THERE WAS NO REASON TO MAKE AN ENTIRE POST HIGHLIGHTING THE "CORRECT" TIME FRAME AS A DIG AT ME!

IT WAS A BIZARRE THING TO HYPERFOCUS ON AND MAKE FUN OF ME ABOUT, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG THAT WAS WORTH ACTING LIKE I WAS THE BAD GUY!

#critical role #weird kids #so i got the timeframe wrong EAT ME #why was that so fucking funny?

I'm gonna do a thing sometimes where I dramatically misinterpret numbers because it pisses off people who are anal and I guess you all get a kick out of it? All three thousand of you?

Yeah, I have like a zillion followers, it's so cool. A million years ago, I posted a picture of my cat. I know it was 20 minutes ago because everyone in the world commented "LOL it's only been a second!" but really it was a lifetime ago. My niece has grandkids now, it's been SOOOOOO long since I made a Tumblr post.

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Sharon the Nonexistent Duckling