Brain Rot Artist

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

I get people who are like “why do you play Bethesda games” and it’s like what other game studio lets me pick up basically everything in my environment and throw it at people

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now